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projecttoad:

arandomwhitedude:

pussymitosis:

thighabetic:

alxparkour:

ghdos:

explicitlyflawed:

unlikeyoueverseenb4:

What’s your 3 requirements for a potential bf or gf?

God fearing, attractive, & loyal.

Willing to reciprocate, funny and open-minded.

intelligent,…

boobs, vagina, butt

Ass ass ass

honksy:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

“sike”

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